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On the next page I found an article about myself, replete with expressions such as ‘the courageous man’, ‘the knight with the camera’ and ‘the pride of the Israeli press’.

I was beginning to panic, but the main thing was not to show this to the Creep, to preserve some dignity.

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Apparently I had misspelled the name of some seafood restaurant at the port (I still maintain I had copied whatever had appeared on their PR brief).In this age and era, pink-color outfits have become a must-have fashion staple and the latest craze among young girls.